Belated decision: Drunken Movie Night! Tonight's feature will be Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Usual disclaimers apply.
- I swear blogger just loves boobs. It kept using a picture of Hannah Davis for the posts from my travel blog too.
- Great parenting so far. I thought you were only supposed to abandon your kids in the woods if they were deformed or something.
- That looks like a hobbit door.
- Eating a stranger's house would be my first choice.
- That witch sounds kind of like the raptors from Jurassic Park.
- Damn, those are creepy little kids.
- Ooh... there are some attractive ladies in this one.
- "How do you know she's a witch?" "Because she looks like one!"
- No, she's way too hot to be a witch. She probably just spurned his advances.
- Is that an 8-barreled pistol? And a hand cannon?
- And a double barreled crossbow! /want
- BW: Boo-Disappointing movie. Have a great night regardless
- That's what the booze is for, BW.
- Hahaha! You just got headbutted by a girl. n00b.
- Holy shit, it's an automatic crossbow.
- Parkour!
- Prediction: all those dudes are gonna die.
- Hmm... it appears my earlier statement was incorrect, because now there is a hot witch.
- Brain worms!
- Regular worms!
- Exploding worms! I fucking hate that one too.
- Fireproof witches... that could be a bad thing.
- She's got legs!
- "You have, uh, my pumpkin." Maybe I'm better at talking with ladies than I thought.
- Nice try, random tracker dude.
- Holy shit, a taser!
- Damn. What level was that fireball she cast?
- Yeah, that house is fucked.
- You fucking moron. You don't give a witch a chance to do anything, you shoot first.
- Hooray! She looks much better when she's not witchified
- Damn, random tracker dude has balls.
- No head, but balls, at least.
- No, your other left.
- Yeah, pretty sure she's actually a witch.
- Note to self: don't spend all your time talking about your sister when a cute ginger is putting the moves on you.
- Boobies!
- A serpent witch that also looked like a toad... how do you know she wasn't a toad witch?
- Mmm... raw boar. My favorite.
- Holy shit! Oh. Nevermind. I thought she paraphrased Mike Tyson and bit his nose off.
- That really looks more like an ogre than a troll, IMO.
- Why does a continental European troll speak English?
- Team Edward!
- The plot thickens!
- Dear Gretel: you obviously haven't read enough books. If you only have one weapons, DON'T THROW IT AWAY.
- My blood hurts.
- Minigun! Which is a funny name for a big gun.
- I'm pretty sure they copied Ludo for that troll.
- Was that a goiter?
- Was that a dude witch?
- Don't trust her! I know she's a good witch, but she probably doesn't want to burn either.
- I was wrong! She's kicking ass.
- Lead your target!
- Meat shield
- !
- You'd think that as a white witch, she'd at least have some witchy powers. Not getting hurt by witchy powers is nice and all, but some offense would be good too.
- I don't think that's how eclipses work.
- Useless dude remembered to lead his target! But now what hte fuck is he going to do?
- You forgot to yell "clear!" first. That always makes it work.
- I can be serious. I just prefer not to.
- This is when you say "fuck it" and just shoot through the hostage.
- I am not fucking kidding you.
- Prediction: she ends up in the oven.
- I'm thinking you should set your timer for more than 15 seconds to dead.
- Maybe give yourself 10 minutes or so, just to be savfe.
- Or safe, even.
- Well, I'm glad I didn't pay to see it, but that was entertaining. Thanks for tuning in!
