DMN 01/11/13 - Cyborg 2

Apparently these go back further than I thought... this one is from before I came up with the DMN title.

Watching Cyborg 2. Prediction: slightly less awesome than Troll 2. #fridaynightmovie

• HAHAHAHAHA!
• "[I'm] a bad idea on the loose."
• "And guess who's been reported as the thief? You, handsome."
• "How come nobody ever says 'Don't damage the human'?"
• "Swing me!"
• Thank goodness real elevators don't have cardboard floors.
• "AAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhh.....!"
• "Black... magic."
• "I've been activated!"
• Man, I'm approaching MA levels of typing on my own timeline here.
• "And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall."
• "That sort of garage sale must be avoided at all costs."
• "Don't get dead."
• Alcohol + cheesy movie = best combination ever.
• "That window will never mess with you again."
• Never light a cigarette for a man with a cooler hat than you have.
• "You're a spook man, you know that?"
• "Have you ever been to the magical foreest?"
• Jack Palance is what would happen if Michael Jackson and David Bowie had a kid.
• "They say the happiest people have no memories."
• Whatever dude, you kissed a robot.
• "Today might be that day, punk."
• "Look what you've done!"
• If my reactions were as slow as those of somebody fighting in an 80s/90s movie, I would've been run over by at least 100 cars by now.
• Bum bum BUM!
• "I'm not putting my ass through a blender so you can place some bets."
• Now I think he just married a cyborg.
• "It's time to rumble."
• I love that music in 2074 sounds very similar to music in the early 90s.
• "For love."
• I think the fight promoter might be a vampire.
• "If you interfere, Colt disqualifies... no Mombasa!"
• "But your boyfriend is dirt cheap."
• "You want to dine with the devil, you need a long spoon."
• "I think you kissed the wrong ass goodbye."
• Here, let me hold onto you while you dig a hole. That will make it much easier.
• I'm going to say the prediction was mostly right. I think it was actually quite a bit worse than Troll 2, but it had a young Angelina Jolie to kind of even things out.
• Assuming I don't find a life between now and then, tune in next week for commentary on some other random movie.