Saturday, August 16, 2014

DMN 06/07/2013 - Escape from L.A.

It's been a long week and I don't have to work tomorrow, so I declare a drunken movie night! Tonight's feature: Escape from L.A. As always, everything will go in the comments to this post, to avoid spamming your news feed.


  • Holy crap, it's got Bruce Campbell! This is already awesome.
  • I wonder if that guy was based on Pat Robertson?
  • ZOMG! IT TAKES PLACE IN 2013! Also fair warning, there will be some swearing.
  • I don't think that's a regulation haircut.
  • Fact: Gun fighting for profit (or at all, really) would be difficult with only one eye.
  • Sorry MC, you would've ended up in LA in this movie.
  • Or you could've repented and been electrocuted instead.
  • Who names their kid Utopia?
  • "Snake. Call me Snake."
  • MC: I LOVE those two movies!!! The name's Plissken!
  • Starter beer: Fort George Cavatica Stout. From the description: "Cavatica biberat. When exposed to dark, foamy liquids, this usually placid spider hollers pirate songs, cheats at cards, and argues politics with its fellow arachnids."
  • Hey Kurt, the 80s called... they want their popped collar back.
  • Did they just advertise that submarine as "shark free"? That seems like it should be a given.
  • Also, you park like an old woman. Hope you don't need that sub later.
  • If LA has been a penal colony island for a decade, where the fuck are they getting fuel for their cars?
  • I'm not sure how well the construction worker look would turn out for an actual prostitute.
  • Cuervo is pretty white for a fly guy.
  • Snake definitely took his shooting lessons from Han. First is best!
  • Random guy who took Kurt's jacket: the 80s are still looking for their popped collar. If you took too long giving it back, they may put out a bounty.
  • Those were an 80s thing, right? Or more 90s?
  • Steve Buscemi!
  • Bad guy used a bolas, winning!
  • That ambulance looks a lot like the Ghost Busters car.
  • A Sith!
  • Clever girl.
  • Damn, it's a whole colony of Michael Jacksons. Run by Bruce Campbell!
  • Wait, when did you reload that gun? The magazine was clearly empty.
  • "The future is right now." --Snake Plissken
  • She obviously forgot to knock on wood.
  • Why would a satellite has a "mega neutron bomb" attached to it? That seems... unwise.
  • Also, why does LA have any connection to the outside world?
  • Oh noes, it's The World Code!
  • ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
  • And that's why I stopped playing basketball.
  • I'm pretty sure that guy was lip-syncing his "boooooo!"
  • Dude, is that you Snake? Far out man.
  • Surfing a tsunami... totally realistic!
  • Dude looks like a lady?
  • What's with chambering a round AFTER you were threatening somebody with a gun? You'd think that's the sort of thing you'd want to do first.
  • Death from above!
  • Hang gliders! Reminds me of FarCry.
  • Those doll heads on the car are pretty stylin', but I"m not sure if they'd look the same on my Yaris.
  • I think Steve Buscemi just got picked up by the balls. Ouch.
  • You know when you're the only ones in the air you make easy targets, right?
  • Really, biting? Not cool bro.
  • Kurt Russel is a DRAGON! Fire cannot harm him.
  • I'm pretty sure that's not the way the quote goes.
  • No red meat? WORST COUNTRY EVAR!
  • Hologrammed, n00bs!
  • HE'S ENTERED THE WORLD CODE!
  • "The name's Plissken."
  • I don't think they understand how EMP works. You realize that it's not permanent, right?
  • The end! I'm not sure when the next one will be, but movie suggestions are welcome. Preferably something streaming on Netflix, but between the roomies and I there's a fairly decent collection to work with.
  • PR: Tucker and Dale Vs Evil
  • Oooh... that one could be very fun for this.

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