Well
my stomach is already going to hate me because of the delicious Fire
Shrimp I had for dinner, so it may be time for a drunken movie night.
Any suggestions before I pick something out?
- KL: Safety Not Guaranteed
- It's got Aubrey Plaza, which is good enough for me. :)
- I've got a raspberry fruit bar and some rum... that's kind of like a daiquiri, right?
- Turtle!
- Hey, local!
- Hey, that lady!
- Hair in the toilet! That's why I keep mine short.
- "Did she criticize your technique the whole time? Boss you around?" "Maybe a little."
- Belated fair warning, swearing will be involved.
- That's why you never fuck Bridget.
- Hey, that guy!
- Facebook friends with your daughter's college roommate... not at all creepy.
- Apparently people killing themselves for each other is... cool?
- "No, that wasn't a time."
- I would totally go back in time.
- "Yeah, she wants to stop whoever gave her that haircut from ever being born."
- I"m pretty sure that's Pete from The League.
- It is!
- Dr. Who could disagree, but sure, time can be a triangle thing.
- BM: U comments u self
- I'm providing a narrative for anybody bored enough to read through the comments.
- I don't wear the real tight leggings that girls wear either.
- "You're dangling my vagina out there like bait."
- "What are you guys, racist?"
- Man, that guy makes the vest look douchey.
- "Jerkin' around is for jerks."
- "There's no sense in nonsense."
- "I wanna eat that homemade dinner."
- Man, he parks like an old lady.
- "The truth is, she's not that fat."
- This is a tricky one... entertaining, but not mindless enough.
- LASERS!
- True story. Government employees will always blow your cover.
- "I don't know, I"m not a friggen Stormtrooper."
- "He doesn't know, he's not a friggen Stormtrooper either."
- You are freaking out... man.
- Who names a girl Darius?
- "Do you know what Star Wars is?"
- Drunken go-karting would be fun too.
- I think I should've gone with my original choice, "Scorpion King 3."
- Apparently ghosts under a sheet tend to laugh more than other ghosts. Who knew?
- It's a rock baby!
- Thank goodness I've never had pedophile glasses.
- "I'm Peter File!"
- Flaming paper airplanes! Not as cool as sparkler arrows, but not bad.
- Holy shit, it's teh feds!
- Likes! That means either somebody was bored, or I'm more entertaining than I thought.
- I did a research paper on time travel once. In theory it's possible, but would be incredibly difficult to pull off, and even more so to direct.
- IT'S JUST LIKE IN GATOR! Only without Burt Reynolds.
- Oh wait, that's more of a gyroscope.
- Aubrey Plaza really shouldn't be attractive, but she is anyways.
- So that movie was worth watching, but not really a good fit for Drunken Movie Night. Sorry KL, you've lost your wingin' it privileges.
- DB: Next time you're in for a drunken movie night go for John Dies at the End
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