Saturday, August 16, 2014

DMN 06/21/2013 - Safety Not Guaranteed

Well my stomach is already going to hate me because of the delicious Fire Shrimp I had for dinner, so it may be time for a drunken movie night. Any suggestions before I pick something out?


  • KL: Safety Not Guaranteed
  • It's got Aubrey Plaza, which is good enough for me.  :)
  • I've got a raspberry fruit bar and some rum... that's kind of like a daiquiri, right?
  • Turtle!
  • Hey, local!
  • Hey, that lady!
  • Hair in the toilet! That's why I keep mine short.
  • "Did she criticize your technique the whole time? Boss you around?" "Maybe a little."
  • Belated fair warning, swearing will be involved.
  • That's why you never fuck Bridget.
  • Hey, that guy!
  • Facebook friends with your daughter's college roommate... not at all creepy.
  • Apparently people killing themselves for each other is... cool?
  • "No, that wasn't a time."
  • I would totally go back in time.
  • "Yeah, she wants to stop whoever gave her that haircut from ever being born."
  • I"m pretty sure that's Pete from The League.
  • It is!
  • Dr. Who could disagree, but sure, time can be a triangle thing.
  • BM: U comments u self
  • I'm providing a narrative for anybody bored enough to read through the comments.
  • I don't wear the real tight leggings that girls wear either.
  • "You're dangling my vagina out there like bait."
  • "What are you guys, racist?"
  • Man, that guy makes the vest look douchey.
  • "Jerkin' around is for jerks."
  • "There's no sense in nonsense."
  • "I wanna eat that homemade dinner."
  • Man, he parks like an old lady.
  • "The truth is, she's not that fat."
  • This is a tricky one... entertaining, but not mindless enough.
  • LASERS!
  • True story. Government employees will always blow your cover.
  • "I don't know, I"m not a friggen Stormtrooper."
  • "He doesn't know, he's not a friggen Stormtrooper either."
  • You are freaking out... man.
  • Who names a girl Darius?
  • "Do you know what Star Wars is?"
  • Drunken go-karting would be fun too.
  • I think I should've gone with my original choice, "Scorpion King 3."
  • Apparently ghosts under a sheet tend to laugh more than other ghosts. Who knew?
  • It's a rock baby!
  • Thank goodness I've never had pedophile glasses.
  • "I'm Peter File!"
  • Flaming paper airplanes! Not as cool as sparkler arrows, but not bad.
  • Holy shit, it's teh feds!
  • Likes! That means either somebody was bored, or I'm more entertaining than I thought.
  • I did a research paper on time travel once. In theory it's possible, but would be incredibly difficult to pull off, and even more so to direct.
  • IT'S JUST LIKE IN GATOR! Only without Burt Reynolds.
  • Oh wait, that's more of a gyroscope.
  • Aubrey Plaza really shouldn't be attractive, but she is anyways.
  • So that movie was worth watching, but not really a good fit for Drunken Movie Night. Sorry KL, you've lost your wingin' it privileges.
  • DB: Next time you're in for a drunken movie night go for John Dies at the End

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